- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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