A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Penis

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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