Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

haha black people :D

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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