- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

hashtags suck balls

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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