- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I hate long jokes -_-

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Haha, I get it..

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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