- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

yolo your orange looks orange

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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