- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Women's Rights

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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