Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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