- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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