how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Abortion.

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