Not a joke.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Your mother is so fat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Womens basketball

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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