- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suck my balls mr.garison

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Ol-ive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

your mom was so fat that she died.

Women's rights.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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