- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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