If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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whats up and also down? your mum

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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