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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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