- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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