Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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fridge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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