- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

An Asian with a big dick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A man killed himself.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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