- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

tim has no humor

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??