- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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