Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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