- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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