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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Who wants $300? Me too.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What's your blood type? Red.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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