- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

say it ten times fast: oh

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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