- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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