- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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