I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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