Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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