- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I'm hungry.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

your life

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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