- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Men

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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