Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

AIDS.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

I regret everything.....

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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