- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.