- Anti Joke

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did? Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.