what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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