Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock Knock. Go Away!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...