- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

I had a submarine.... once

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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