- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

why did the man die? he had cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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