- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Your life

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Long joke Your such a downey

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Haha, I get it..

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