Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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