- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Long joke Your such a downey

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Your life

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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