A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Women's Rights

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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PENIS

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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