- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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