Title IX

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Three black men were walking...

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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