- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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