Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

smell the vitamin C

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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