- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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