- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

You know whats funny Aids

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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