Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Canadians

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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