What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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my egg roll

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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