- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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