- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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