why are black people so fast? because there black

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Jebron Lames.

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Women's Rights.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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my whole life!

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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