how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

hard cheese

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Whats green? The color green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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