- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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