What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Dakota Fanning

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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