- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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