Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

DEATH.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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