Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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drew edminstin is a rat

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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