- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

MOOOOOOOOOOO

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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