- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

My jeans

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Your Mum is soo fat.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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