A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

this website even though its hilarious.

(Insert joke here)

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Soccer...

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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