your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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