whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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whats white jizz

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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