- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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