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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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