Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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