- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Womens basketball

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

I am very humble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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