a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Women's Rights.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What did Washington say to California? WC

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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