- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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