Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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YO FACE

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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