- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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