- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Guess what? Bananas

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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