- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

A jew enters a mall.

WEED!

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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