Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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VAL SUCKS

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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