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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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