- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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