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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

i have a christmas tree.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

I need to start studying.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you end a sentence

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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