- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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