- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Stop Spam Read Books

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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