Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Stop Spam Read Books

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Screw it you write the joke.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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